I play it cool
And dig all jive
That’s the reason
I stay alive.

My motto,
As I live and learn,
is:
Dig And Be Dug
In Return.

The Ballet of Violence

27th February 2011

Photo reblogged from Rags 'n' Bones with 5,547 notes

jadedhippy: genderbitch: sdropkick: im-dead-sirius: I’ve tried to get in shape and the trainer is always telling me things that I don’t wanna hear like, “Aziz, there’s this new study that came out it said that any food you eat after 11 o’ clock p.m. goes straight to your belly so you have to cut those late night meals.” And I was like, “Oh well, there’s another study I heard about that said if you have a lot of alcohol in your system and you eat a quesadilla at 3 in the morning, it’s delicious.” WOOOOOORD. I cite that study in every paper. Even unrelated ones. so much word. word forever.

jadedhippy:

genderbitch:

sdropkick:

im-dead-sirius:

I’ve tried to get in shape and the trainer is always telling me things that I don’t wanna hear like, “Aziz, there’s this new study that came out it said that any food you eat after 11 o’ clock p.m. goes straight to your belly so you have to cut those late night meals.” And I was like, “Oh well, there’s another study I heard about that said if you have a lot of alcohol in your system and you eat a quesadilla at 3 in the morning, it’s delicious.”

WOOOOOORD.

I cite that study in every paper. Even unrelated ones.

so much word. word forever.

Source: im-dead-sirius

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